water torture would be interesting


From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 539 entries (closed)

( alexr, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)

aha, i have
a plan. i shall capture paul daniels and make him perform houdini's chinese water torture. except this particular version of the trick will be called stouffer's chinese spunk torture.
( stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)

are you sure you've got it in you,
One drop a minute 'til he cracks?
( alexr, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)

houdinis was different...
they just stuffed him in a milk churn with false locks
( lemony, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

and that
is another difference from my version.
( stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)

stop
that! You are making me larf!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)

can't you just collect stamps
like normal boys?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)

you have to
use something to stick them in the book.
( stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)

yes you do.
But I hope you're not suggesting your spermoza would act as a sufficient adhesive. How rude!
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)

works on magazines
doesn't it stouffer?

£4.00 off the top shelf so I'm told
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)

like i
can reach the top shelf.
( stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)

hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)