That's hysterical.
This burglar gets hit on the head with a stick and scratched on the arm by a cat. 'Police say the burglar, who fled empty-handed, is likely to be suffering from scratches to his arm and a head injury.' No shit, Sherlock.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:13,
archived)
Do you think
it was a cat burglar?
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Rooster,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:17,
archived)