if they let chimps vote for the king of walesi could be king of wales.
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freshlegs,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 19:53,
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87% of chimps we surveyedprefered freshlegs to stalelegs.
( bananaman,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 20:00,
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and being chimps,they failed to notice that freshlegs is a lady, so would be queen.
( bananaman,
Fri 27 Jun 2003, 20:08,
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