I'm going to burn in hell for this...

God, I hope no-one knows this poor woman. Just what I was able to pick out.
And I said I was going to post lots - I've got 18 weeks of non-posting to make up for!

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(SUPAMODEL, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:24, archived)

what exactly
is my wife doing here?
( magoo, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)

thats the best bush ever!

( PMGT Bosh, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)

what,
stars?
( Sargant, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)

do they serve coffee
...
geddit?
...
Starbush
....
i'll get me coat
(cheebatv, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)

you'll get a clip round the ear
and no dinner if you crack any more jokes like that.
( Sargant, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)

No it's not.
Voici:

www.dontblow.com/art/beavershave.gif

NSFW
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)

omfg
hairum-scarum I think that's called.
Damn, more bush there than the US presidential rolls.
(SUPAMODEL, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)

I'm hoping she has discovered macrame.
Or finger knitting.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)

( sick_boy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)

oh.
god.

that's terrible.
( Herr Tezcat, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)

holy shiting christ!

( PMGT Bosh, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:29, archived)

where was that
during the wogan compo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
It could probably support a reasonably sized ecosystem
( thethingfromanotherworld, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)

Arrrrg!


Not office safe!
( thethingfromanotherworld, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)

Hahahahahahahaaha!
Cooooey!

Kiss Mummy.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:45, archived)

thats me
are we married?
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)

i should have known this would happen
when you didn't recognise me at the registry office.
( magoo, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:28, archived)

hahahahaha!

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)

Blimey

( sick_boy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)

fuck the looks
i bet she's tight.

/coat.
(rotating bread, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:27, archived)

They're all the same...
with the light off.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)

If you had the light on...
...she would burn her arse on it ;oP
( sick_boy, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:30, archived)

as I've been told by my dear mother...
"all cats look grey in the dark"
Still, you can never operate in full darkness.
(SUPAMODEL, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:31, archived)

oh?
I thought it was "all cats look gay in the dark"
( Herr Tezcat, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)

she looks a little like this poor lady

( Zak McFlimby, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)

She has lost her war on frump.
.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:36, archived)

sunshine elephant would

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 30 Jun 2003, 14:33, archived)