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# trying to think of an amusing cuplet to go with this........
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)
# In west country accent:
"'cause bin Laden holds us in his thrawrl
we're gonna come an' kill you awrl"
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 11:26, archived)
# hmmm...
There once was a Muslim called Herbert
Who dreamed noightly of houris and sherbert.
So he forsook his maiden,
Joined up with Bin Laden,
Now he's martyred twice-noightly by a pervert.

/coat | door | home.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)
# "I know where to find Bin Laden?
He's hiding in Big Brothers garden.
Is he small, or is he Big?
Look he's gone and shagged that pig"
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)