similar to my other one but worse.

you like?

From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 490 entries (closed)

(skin up a bifta, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

Nice
however worms are cheaper
( Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

true
true true
(skin up a bifta, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

Hmmmm
i like cigars. But then i am 30 and can probably carry it off.
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

I'm 31 and can
carry everything off - except myself at the end of the night...
( Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

I understand completely
and sympathise
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

To the Bash!
Will bring roller blades, and print my address on my T-Shirt
( Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

can
I join this 30 to 31 one club and jeer at the youngers?
( Tedmus, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

JEER
Away!
( Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

By all means
....bloody yoof of today....
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)

bloody
baseball caps..........all just fields................dont know you're born.............it's like Blackpool Illuminations in here.........
( Tedmus, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:54, archived)

of course you can.
Provided you apreciate that the youngsters will take the opportunity to jeer at you.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)

Don't cheek
your elders young lady, I've a good mind to thrash you with my cane
( Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)

and scamper off
leaving us waving our canes and shuffling on our bandy legs.....
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)

eew what is that smell
has your colostmy bag burst or mine?
( Choice, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)

Shabna has a colostomy bag.
It leaks.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

we can handle it.
jeer away children, it means nothing to us for we care not a fig about such things as clothes, hygiene, continence...
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)

even babies can carry cigars
they're hardly heavy...
( JustHere, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

me likey muchly
spooky though "skin up a bifta".. do i know you :-) ?

'tis a common expression round our way, never heard it in many other circles, but i'm sure it must be out there!
( chilledunit, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

No....
you don't know me, ali G says 'skin up a bifta'
in the 'ali G' bible
(skin up a bifta, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

ahhh
:-)
( chilledunit, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

'Bifter'
Just made it into the 2003 edition of the Collins Dictionary
( sick_boy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)