Well
if there's some sort of library, I'll happily donate...
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:51, archived)

Would it be
a Pubic Library?
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:52, archived)

LOL
Yeah sure, why not, send me a half dozen or so. I'm not doing anything for the next hour. I'd like the gift-wrapped variety pack, please. *snort*
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:56, archived)

What are you snorting?

Got any left?
( Danblez, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:57, archived)

which flavour?
"well, *everyone* likes cheese and onion..."
( martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)

I
don't.
( The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:05, archived)

If you try to snort them
then I'm afraid you've lost the whole point of the matter
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:58, archived)

or she has
really big nostrils.
( martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)

My nostrils are normal-sized...
...I just thought you'd be sending yours along, you know. Perfect fit and all that.
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:04, archived)

Oooh bravo.
*claps*
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)

hey, don't start on me, pinocchio
it's ijon who's sending you his cock!
( martian, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

Oh goody!!
It's Xmas in July! :D
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

I had a courier
here just now if Britpoptart had told me her address I'm sure they could've squeezed me in...

Think I may shut up now.
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:09, archived)

Why would he send
his nostrils to you?
(Kimbo, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:07, archived)

Dunno...
...am I getting extra nostrils now, too? Don't have much need for those, really, my 2 work just fine.

(Note that I am not stooping to reciting the oooolllld joke...you know the one...

"If he sends me his nostrils, then how will he smell?"
"Oh, as awful as always, I reckon...")
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)

Jamaica?

( Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:12, archived)

Alaska...
'cause I can't remember for sure, Juneau?
(Britpoptart, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:14, archived)