Here's one that Guinness missed.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)

like it.
a lot.

johnny 1 would be spinning in his grave.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)

RayWho!!!

( Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)

That's harder than it looks.
I take it no teabags were harmed in the setting of that record.
(and I hope you smashed all the turtles with hammers and ice picks afterwards)
Fuck! Did I just say that out loud?
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:59, archived)