Repost for the compo
the worlds biggest nork

(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:37, archived)

you might want to make that a compo entry then...

( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

yup
just did
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:39, archived)

woo
to me i just realised that i now have two front pages yay not bad for 163 posts
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

dont take the piss
i have nearly 2000, and no FP in sight
( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

it's not the frontpages that count
it's the taking part.
I've made nearly 3000 posts, and only had one fp, which is now b0rked because my old hosting got 'revoked'... but i'm not bothered!
( Mushroom, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)

it floats!

( RobRobRobRobRob, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

I've seen bigger.

( EvS, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

man breasts.

( tef ‮fet, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

This is Bob.
Bob has bitch tits.
( EvS, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

to be fair,
he was a juicer
( verbal, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

think
they call them bitch tits?
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

i'm sure lolo ferrari r.i.p.
would dispute that is she was alive
( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:38, archived)

or
glue it on
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

to her lips

( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

but
how would she pee
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)

does silicone rot?

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

it isn't organic
so I'd imagine not
( kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

no, it explodes

( lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

cooooooooooool

( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:42, archived)

not for the poor gravediggers rip

( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:43, archived)

i can just see the future equivalent of Tony Robinson having a field day with that
on Time Team.....
( PMGT Orchestra Of Wolves, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

I dream...
...of a having a job like that!
( fejling, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:40, archived)

hmmnn ...
interesting
( magoo, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:44, archived)

wooness!
:D
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:41, archived)

thats
a nork of epic proportions
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 0:46, archived)