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# I don't think
they're gonna change the rules just for Arnie.
They might, but surely the US is still too xenophobic - don't wanna open the door for any Mexicans in the White House..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Nope.. he can never be President.
The highest office any foreign born person can have is Secretary of State... which is third in line of course.

Isn't it the same for England?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I have no idea,
as far as I can tell, we let monkeys run our country, and all the royals are bloody German anyway, so I doubt it would matter much.
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:24, archived)
# German fuckin monkeys ......
I knew it
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:26, archived)
# yes...
monkeys that throw poo...

Uhh.. have you SEEN our president?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:28, archived)
# have you seen our prime minister?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:32, archived)
# where's that?
That's not England! WHo the FUCK is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:34, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:35, archived)
# AHhh...
You're a Kiwi then?

Do you know someone with the nick Bugalug who is also a Kiwi?

edit: must mind political correctness
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:36, archived)
# I'm a kiwi
indeed

and

no
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:39, archived)
# Didn't think so...
but she's quite "internet" popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# don't think we have a law about this
but there is a big hoo har if its even suggested the PM might be a catholic - Blair claims to be an ecclesastic non denominational christian or some such crap - and he only went to the catholic for the kids n wife.

/politics geek
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:30, archived)
# I thought the English
Worshipped at the Kings CHurch? Or you got decapitated.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Yep, and it's still legal to
shoot Welsh people from the English side of the river Dee, and it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day. And failing to practice archery on a Sunday is still punishable by death.
100% FACT!

*may contain statistical errors.
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:38, archived)
# In Reno Nevada
It is still Illegal (althought it is an old law and no one follows it) to sell a new home to anyone of CHinese descent.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Get shooting then
where's this river?

* May contain cheese
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Apparently...
In England*




*may contain high concentration of alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:45, archived)
# Oi!
I'm a Welshy!
I'm in the south though, so I guess you can carry on if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:45, archived)
# *BLAM BLAM*
I'm AMerican! I fuckin shoot em all!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:47, archived)
# Fnord speaks:
A good thing to remember is that no matter how delicious strawberries are some people just can't stand them for some reason. At the same time some of those people might love spinach and some might hate it.

As you keep adding things people might love or hate to the list you narrow people down into smaller and smaller groups until eventually (after many millions of things) you've got individuals.

The thing with b3ta is that there are so many different individuals here now that it is clearly impossible for there to be an overlap of things people like and dislike and so whatever anyone posts or does there is almost guaranteed to be at least a few people who don't like it, whether they say they don't or not.

Once you accept that you're never going to please everyone, the people that post things that annoy you or who are annoyed by things you post are probably best given little attention to. Their opinion shouldn't really upset you because they're not basing it on the same things you base your opinion on.

This is true everywhere, not just on b3ta, but this is where we are at the moment.

Hope that makes some sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Uhh...
Why is this here too Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Gah!
it's even harder to read now! my poor scrolling finger!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 3:59, archived)
# its legal
to shoot a welshman with a standard crossbow inside the city walls of Chester on a Sunday. and anal sex is illegal in Ireland. I heard there was a speed limit on ketchup coming out of the bottle in one of the american states too. that one might be a load of tits though.
(balls, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 4:20, archived)