The best use for kids was discovered a couple
of hundred years ago...

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but recent genetic modifications mean that
bristley children are far better at cleaning
chimneys!

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 247 entries (closed)

( DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 5:57, archived)

hahahah
:)
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 6:02, archived)

Make 'em work
I say!
(Indole Ring, Sat 26 Jul 2003, 6:12, archived)