I'll be amazed


if we haven't already had numerous variations on this theme...

Edit: Arse! - a bandwagon.
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)

Awaiting a siamese twins joke ...
Edit: and woo, obviously.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)

Two Siamese twins walked into a bar...

(timothycrippins, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)

ouch
!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)

and ordered a pint,
with extra head.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)

make mine
a double
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)