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# I once had a holiday which lasted 8
minutes
(Mad Baron Von Frankenpartridge, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# "I went to Belgium for a year one weekend"
- Nick Abbot.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# very Steven Wright,
that. "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# i took my dog for a walk around my apartment block
he hated it. he's terrified of heights.

/s. wright.
(martian, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I bought some
powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# i first heard steven wright on the steve wright show
it showed steve up for what he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I still listen to him on R2
though, 'cos there isn't an alternative after Scrawn&Lard have done on R1. Mind, r2 currently have everyone's favourite hated saturday night host on instead of Johnny Walker at 5pm and I have to say he's bloody funny back on the radio........

Yep, Noel Edmonds....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i do that too
like anyone should have to put up with chris moyles for nearly three hours.
(Toilet Duck`s worthless half brother, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 17:15, archived)
# it was a slip of the tongue in this case
but i happened to catch it on tape :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# what happened after you were deported?

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# same with sex..
only not that long dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# pah
its been nearly a year since i had sex

and people wonder why i'm so fucking depressive...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# your not depressed
merely a fuckup...

shuldnt worry much about it, we am all de same bro
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# he might not be a fuck up
he might just be ugly - or smell of wee - don't be so presumptive!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I am not presumptive...
I eat a lime every day!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)