Lame compo entry...

'A great shammy'
(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)

hee hee
'shamtastic'!
(A Pregnant Dog, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)

um
do you know what a tampon is?
( popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)

it's what red indians live in

( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)

no silly
that's a peepee
( zerolicious, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)

arf !

( Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)

it would take ages to
clean your car with a tampon
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)

Clean yes..
But to dry! Wow these things are good!
(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)

maybe you mean a sanitary towel?

( popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)

Tampax expand in water
Don't they?
(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)

yes - but i still think they'd be shite for the purpose you propose
now always ultra with wings, you might get away with :)

it's the dry weave topsheet doncha know - plus they come discreetly wrapped...
( popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)

only
a bit!
( rogue, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)

and never the way they say they do...
when they show those ads with the little test tube things full of blue water...
( popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)

Wings have
more drying area! Better for cleaning!
(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)

elllo
miss !
( Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)

ello mate!
how's you?

i am currently debating whether or not to be arsed going to a BBQ that we've been invited to, or just slob about in the garden...

hmmmmmmm
( popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)

recovering
from last nights escapades , jolly good time was had I tell thee :)
( Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)

are you in scotsland?

( popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)

yep !
at Zero's house , gonna go and grab fried foodstuffs soon :)
( Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)

nice!
nothing like half a dead pig to cure a hangover :)
( popt_art, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)

Proper
Bo?
( Number_6, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)

Craaaaaaazzzzy Pavvvvvvving !

( Tedmus, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)

7 days
Check it out
The rise and fall
of sting etc...
Bo!
(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)

Look!
It's me NEW BOOK!
( Number_6, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)

And me min**
is kickin out a right stench. Arf!
(Fluffster Owner of UK#1 BF2 clan www.ukmarinecore.com, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)

Yer
B*ST*RDS!

*s in appreciation of the Day Shifters
( Number_6, Sun 10 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)