But Lidl do cheap cider£1.59 for a two litre bottle *FACT* Every saturday, mother and I go down to the Tonbridge branch and buy 24 litres to see us through the week. Last week, some snotty woman in the queue commented on the fact that we were buying so much, having overheard me say 'that'll do us for the week'. 'A week?' she said. 'Yes,' I replied. 'We have four kids to feed'
Edit: Come to think of it, I should have asked her what the fuck she was doing in Lidl and not poncey M&S. Cunty fucking pretend poshnob! (:
(Edit: Come to think of it, I should have asked her what the fuck she was doing in Lidl and not poncey M&S. Cunty fucking pretend poshnob! (:
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:06,
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haharrrr!i love to be winding up the snotty nosed.
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:08,
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IndeedAnd the old and infirm: I once employed a Jack Dee joke when in Somerfield. I had a trolley chock-full of a month's food goods and an old lady was behind me in the queue with just a pint of milk. "Is that all you've got?" I asked. "Yes," she replied. "Well, you'd better find another till 'cos I'm gonna be fucking ages," I said (: /cunt
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Sun 10 Aug 2003, 14:12,
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