Leatherman for the ladies:

EDIT:
Or Leatherlady even....
( sick_boy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)

WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(Canazza, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)

Hairbrush? Lipstick?
No good for me, but then I'm no lady.
( dutchbird, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)

How about the dildette?

( sick_boy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)

Ha ha
I assumed that was part of the original tool.

*adjusts halo of innocence*
( dutchbird, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)

she's
on to us fellas , i'll fetch the sack you get get the ropes.....
( Tedmus, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

Heavens!
Kinky bastard.
( dutchbird, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

Innocence! Hah!
The only time you've come close to being found innocent is when you nobbled the jury in your loris smuggling trial.
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

I thought we agreed not to mention that
in public. I've still not won the civil trial.
What bout that anti-loris propaganda you promised me? Huh?
( dutchbird, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)