That was the problem with communism
everyone was too scared to tell him about the jam, so he never wiped it off.
(
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Aug 2003, 18:24,
archived)
it was also
the one thing that lifted it from the ordinary to the sublime
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butchbint,
Fri 15 Aug 2003, 18:25,
archived)