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# Avast, ye swabs!


..this is quite a useful pic, I must say:
costumezone.com/images/products/b/bb14.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)
# ooooh
looks like a great movie
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrr!!
i like this bandwagon :-)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)
# hopefully
this is the last of it..
seemed like an obvious one, had to b34t the rest of yous..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
my card sir:
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)
# i prefer
your hat of anger
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)
# the Hat of Anger
is more for work purposes.

the pirate hat is always in my car.
i wear it most often in the infamous Boston, MA, traffic.

the key is to keep a straight face.

if someone sees you in a pirate hat just driving along, they WILL let you change lanes.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)
# when i stop at
traffic lights, i sing to myself - if i see someone in an adjacent car looking at me, i sing at them - violently
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)
# excellent
violent singing.
i will have to try that.

the effects may double if i wear the pirate while singing violently
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)
# look them directly in the eye
and scream the lyrics to a quiet song at them


it works best if all your windows are closed - when it's an entirely visual experience, it makes it more fun
(vork and burlap, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)
# ooh
that, I like.
yay!

..unlike my slogan, "putting the 'cunt' in 'librarian'"..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)
# ha
that slogan did made me laugh though.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)
# Pirate
Your making me limp
(JPD824, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)