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# I am
I'm squid obsessed and grumpy as hell
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)
# why grumpy
nice to know ur still into ur squid, Kalamari is orgtastical
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)
# i agree on the food
I got a cold for my birthday so far i have had to cancel my birthday piss up and a night at the theatre - I'm not best pleased plus I have a fuck load to do with no time to do it in and I can hardly speak and can't hear.

But the squid thing was fantastic I recommend it to all - of course I might be off my fucking noodle on cough medicine and booze
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)
# ah unlucky
i hope that u have been redesignating dates for belated birthday buffoonery
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)
# Friday is planned
at the moment. Hopefully it'll have fucked off by then
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)
# should hope so
im sposed to be going out tommorrow night, to manchester, but they're all going out for a meal that my lowly student self cant afford then they're going lucid so i might meet there...

then on friday im going getting plastered for half the price - hazzah for mullerisation
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:50, archived)
# one word!
"Give blood then your night will be alot cheap. A quarter of the price infact. Due to the lack of blood in your body, you get pissed quicker"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)
# hahaha
i have gilberts disorder meaning my liver processes things like a snail might, so i get pissed quite easily, and i dont have fry ups (before 1 o' clock) :( cos it makes me feel like death
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# kind of
cold, and clammy? and very very quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# yeah and a nice grey colour
gives me terrible wind too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I thought I
smelt something!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)
# best combo I'd say!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)
# I've only ever tried squid once
and thought it was rather nice...just expensive!

What vital FACTS can you offer about squid?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)
# if u live anywhere near sowerby bridge
goto the temujin it's great all u can eat for £11 ish and they have a crazy amount of squid YUMMY
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# urm scroll down for many
Repost:

most squid use an arm
to reach within a body cavety to grab a "hand full" of sperm which it smeers up the female

the giant squid however has a huge musclular john thomas
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Giant squid
have the largest eyes of any animal reaching over 18inches in diametre
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)
# *looks at cock*
Really?...That big? WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# have I mentioned its rather out of character
giant squid member - it's muscular you know
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)