Ok so i'm bored but i promise this is the last one......

(digital3, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

sorry to fred jack
mystery bob and stick figure? Im off the board for a while, but do you reckon youll manage to send me those zips today?
( Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

u could've made it say TWAT,at least. u see i don't really get it.

( Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

then
you're not looking properly

twat's been done anyway - or why don't you do it?
( JustHere, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

is
a acroneeem innit.
( Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

o yeh. still dont like it.

( Laughing Boy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

then
remain silent.

silencio.
( Alfie, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

Down with this sort of thing!

( HP SPEEDCORE!, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:38, archived)

LOVEBUCKET: Now if you don't kill Nicholas Parsons by twelve o'clock,
I'll kill you. Make it tidy. [places gun on roof of van] Or if you can't do that, make it messy. [adds a chainsaw]
REG: Yeah. And if you can't make it messy, make it... noisy. [two hand-grenades]
HOOD: And if you can't make it noisy, make it stupid. [fluffy rabbit]
( matsimpsk, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)