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According to Sarah Brightman

Andrew Lloyd-Webber has a very large penis

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

But she has got

abnormally small eyes
100% of Fact

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Dogtanian, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

but

she does have quite a large mouth

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

Good point

well made. Plus it avoids the unpleasantness of looking at his face

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Dogtanian, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)

I guess she'd need it

if he was a really big boy ;)

(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:33, archived)

well...

she would say that, after all she married him for love.... didn't she?

(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

but she only said that

after she divorced him

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

The biggest snooze-fest that I ever saw

was "Aspects of Love"
BORING

(StinkyCheeseMan, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)

one good song

does not a musical make

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

There was

a good song in it? I must have slept through that part.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)

I like

Love changes everything...but that's just me
:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)

I am a stagehand

I had to see that show 8 times and I was falling asleep while my spotlight was on.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)

I've got a mental image

of the cast moving around to follow the spotlight as you nod off
:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)

hahahahah

I didn't think of that! I would have stayed awake for that but I guess that defeats the purpose

(StinkyCheeseMan, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)