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Paintmash,
Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:09,
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Chunk!In 3d grade, I cheated on my history exam,
In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face to play Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch, I went nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out.
But ... but the worst thing I ever done was I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then... I, I made a noise like this: hwuah hwuah hwuah hwuaaaaaaaeeeeuuuuuh then I dumped it over the side and all over all the people in the audience. And then, then ... this was horrible ... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other!
I never felt so bad in my ENTIRE life.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 19:51,
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In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face to play Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and they served lunch, I went nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out.
But ... but the worst thing I ever done was I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then... I, I made a noise like this: hwuah hwuah hwuah hwuaaaaaaaeeeeuuuuuh then I dumped it over the side and all over all the people in the audience. And then, then ... this was horrible ... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other!
I never felt so bad in my ENTIRE life.