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# ditto...
...for one of my Mum's cats. It was doing the 'chasing the tail thing' in the garden but closer inspection revealed that it wasn't its tail but a length of protruding string.

After much discussion on the best thing to do, Mum was dispatched with the rubber gloves on, took the cat in one had and the string in the other and gently pulled. We knew that there couldn't be much string left inside (as it had been positively identified as the string formerly round the ham during cooking) but we had forgotten about the knot at the end of it...

The cat went sort of 'Yipp!' and then spent the rest of the day sitting in an old bucket in the garden which had a bit of frozen water at the bottom of it (it was Christmas Day) cooling its arse off!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# every christmas
my dog would tear all the tinsel from the tree and eat it. most colourful shit you've ever seen
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Bloody brilliant
This is the funniest shit I've ever read.
Well done, and kudos to your dog
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 1:48, archived)