Cockatoo (Australian parrot)My dad had a cockatoo(85 years Old) who used to love beer, We used to have Kegs and he would dive into the dregs bucket under the tap, get right into it. He would then become real abusive, telling everyone how ugly they were then he would pass out under a bush - then my friend went to take a piss on the bush and thats where hed passed out. getting peed on woke him up, came charging out and bit my friend on the ankle - while hes still pissing, at this stage all over himself, and the bird still had his ankle
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