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# 'Adam'
yeah we bought a budgie and named it adam......bloody thing hated us never came near us and was obviously abused at petco the shop we got him from....anyway I got home from the pub and adam was all hunched over in his cage and on his last legs so I thought id put him out of his misery.....how to kill a budgie????? gas the little fella on the gas ring (thought of miners and canarys as gas alerts doen mines) so I held him near the gas ring and turned it on slightly.....then click click click and the ring lit.......so did adams head.....picture the olympic flame in budgie form......didn't half stink
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Mind if I smoke?
Did you put it out in the ashtray?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# damn budgie
no pan of water to finish him off as it goes, full of water with a glass lid on it till the smouldering one finally died......it was nuts honest...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# i'm sorry
but i've been laughing for nearly five minutes at the mental image of a lit budgie being waved around :)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I just spat coffee
all over my new TFT!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:56, archived)