xmas turkeyoh....Xmas 2001. Anthomy Worral-Thompson did a thing on telly were he took a shitload of spices, rubbed them into the turkey under the skin and then crammed 'em inside, and lightly spiced the otherwise bland meat.
Right thought I, I can do that. So I did. I got the ingerients in, I followed his instructions. I was Spot On The Mark.
The turkey went red and tasted like an explosion in a Schwartz spice packaging plant. It was too spicy to eat (and I can handle a Vindaloo no probs) and Xmas dinner was minus a 14lb turkey, which ended up in the bin because the two cats took one look and fucked right off.
Arsebiscuits.
Cheers
S.
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Right thought I, I can do that. So I did. I got the ingerients in, I followed his instructions. I was Spot On The Mark.
The turkey went red and tasted like an explosion in a Schwartz spice packaging plant. It was too spicy to eat (and I can handle a Vindaloo no probs) and Xmas dinner was minus a 14lb turkey, which ended up in the bin because the two cats took one look and fucked right off.
Arsebiscuits.
Cheers
S.