my wife's dog
once ate all her crayons. the ensuing shits were multicoloured for days - a dog's digestive system doesn't touch Crayolas....
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Mel Noble's goldfish
died at my hand when I fed them crumbled dog biscuits instead of goldfish food, because I'd run out while looking after them. oops.
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 14:11,
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