Probablya common one but haven't time to read them all now but:
my matekilled murdered £60's worth of my tropical fish using stella, vinegar, salt and pepper! Twat!
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 15:44,
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Houdini vs LazarusMy mate Woody had two hamsters that he doted on, Chip and Munk (did I mention Woody was a bit of a twat?) Anyway, Munk died and got the full ceremonial burial in the garden in an empty teabag box. Two weeks later I went round to his house to watch the Manchester derby, when Woody informed me that Chip had passed away that morning and was lying in state in his living-room cage. Naturally, the football watching was sombre until Paul Ince scored the winer for United, at which point there was a squeak from the hamster cage, and there was Chip, standing on his back legs and obviouly celebrating the magnificent goal just scored. Needless to say, Woody was delighted, even theough he was a City fan. Post-match we discussed the remarkable Lazarus display when Woody, ashen-faced, rushed out to the garden with a spade, returning some minutes later with an empty teabag box with a Munk-sized hole chewed in it. Never saw the little sod again. Perhaps he was heading for the wire?
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 16:01,
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mad dogwe used to have a dog that would go mad when ever the door bell went. Used to run up to the door and jump at it till it was opened etc. One day when me and my mates where bored we thought it would be a great idea to tie my dogs legs together and ring the door bell lol. I tied all 4 legs up so she couldnt move and my m8 rang the bell. My poor little dog was wimpering and rolling around on the floor trying to get up to the door :(
Then there was the time we wanted to find out if dogs land on there feet just like cats.....
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Wed 15 Oct 2003, 16:04,
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Then there was the time we wanted to find out if dogs land on there feet just like cats.....