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# more fish fish fish
just remembered...
back in the day, my mate had a snowflake eel, which ate either live feed or shrimpcake, died. well, his tank full of feeder fish he didn't want to keep, so we were discussing the best way to dispose of them. we were about 11 at the time, and upon finding out the most 'humane' way of disposing fish was to take them by the tail and smash their brains out on the table, we decided to take them out our own way. so we froze them; stuck them in a bowl with cold water and ice cubes, and then put them in the freezer. about 40 minutes later we took them out of the freezer, and there their dead bodies lay floating around, to our knowledge (at the time), dead. so we took hem to the toilet, and dumped them in. and then watched as they came back to life and started swimming around again. they had, apparently, just hibernated. well, we gave them a flush anyway, and most of them departed to the sewer beyond, but a few remained. at this time, i had to urinate, so the last batch of fish were sent down with piss.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 17:36, archived)
# What a
Horrible way to die (or even worse, not die)

2 Christmas's ago, my sister got me 2 gold fish. On Christmas day she droped the bowl and I managed to save them.

2 weeks lateer after a week of failed attemps, one (called yosho) committed suicide by ramming itself between a stone ornement and the side of the bowl.

Sasami I still have today at Uni who has died once but I resusitated her by giving her a massage in the sink.

When a goldfish I got from the fair died, we buried them in the garden making tiny crosses out of sticks or lollty pops. Mum had to get rid of them after a while cause we had a graveyard.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 17:48, archived)
# gold fish? wouldnt they sink?

also, you appear to be a closet tenchi muyo fan
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)