When I was knee-high to a donkey's arss,Myself and my mates would have water-fights in the garden. I always won as I cheated (using the water-hose and standing in the 'safe' doorway).
One day, my mate thought it would be funny to put some red dye in a water ballon, and when it turned my cloths pink, we all had a good laugh.
The next day, I wanted to get him back - so I used Dye and washing up liquid (for the bubbles). Before I could get him, he grabed the ballon from my hands, and chucked it into the nabour's garden. I then got a jug and filled that up with the same sollution. My mate chucked THAT over the fence.
It made a really big splash and sounded really cool. We soon fogot about eachother and just started chucking this red-dye sollution over the fence all day.
The following day, I woke up to some shouting 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!?!?!?' by a very crossed mum and dad. They lifted me out of bed, lifted me up so I could see out the window and opened up the curtains.
We didn't know about the nabours new fish in there pond, but it turns out they don't live long in washing up liquid.
(One day, my mate thought it would be funny to put some red dye in a water ballon, and when it turned my cloths pink, we all had a good laugh.
The next day, I wanted to get him back - so I used Dye and washing up liquid (for the bubbles). Before I could get him, he grabed the ballon from my hands, and chucked it into the nabour's garden. I then got a jug and filled that up with the same sollution. My mate chucked THAT over the fence.
It made a really big splash and sounded really cool. We soon fogot about eachother and just started chucking this red-dye sollution over the fence all day.
The following day, I woke up to some shouting 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!?!?!?' by a very crossed mum and dad. They lifted me out of bed, lifted me up so I could see out the window and opened up the curtains.
We didn't know about the nabours new fish in there pond, but it turns out they don't live long in washing up liquid.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Wed 15 Oct 2003, 17:55,
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not a pet abuse story but relevant to above posti was with some friends at the beach, quite young were we. we started throwing beach mud (sand and water mix) at a wave breaker wooden beach wall dealy, it made a great splat noise and we were at it for ages. got up to leave and found that the tiny holes in the wall had given the sunbathers on the other side a very interesting set of all over mud measles, we legged it before they noticed
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manolith hooray for me,
Thu 16 Oct 2003, 11:59,
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