cat fartswe live in the NW of the us, and around august time flying termites appear. being kids, me and sis would go out with our badmitton rackets and hit them out of the air, either chopping their wings off or cutting them in half our crazy ass neighbor cat Namaste (possibly helped when my dad conker her int he head hard with a rock) would come out and eat what we hit down, and then fart to worst i have ever smelt. so we quickly would kill the bugs and then run the hell away from the cat to escape its gas
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