seemed funny earlier


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( Dill, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)

chortle
still funny now.
( sargant, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)

is that you?

( thebear is thebear, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)

yeah, i need a shearing

( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)

nope just some random sheep and a lonely bloke

( Dill, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:47, archived)

i've got an onion
and i'm not afraid to use it.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)

cook it
serve it with ribs.

talking of food, i have no fucking clue what i had for dinner.
completely honest.
( sargant, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)

do you remember
what it looked like?
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)

yup
jacket potato
some kind of vaguely-cheesy mash with various vegetables embedded
lamb-burger thing that smelt of dead cat.
( sargant, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)

oh dear.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)

I had apple-izzle crumblenizzle
fo'shizzle.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:47, archived)

*jizzle*

( dogsbollocks, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)

one sheep isn't an orgy
throw in a chicken though...
(KnitWit, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)

clue
cut price
( Dill, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)

oh, I assumed the cut price
was cutting from people to livestock
I overerestimated Tesco orgies, I see :)
(KnitWit, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)

well, I'll try to help
as far as I'm aware, an orgy needs several if not more peopple to be a success, but in the cut throat marketing world the tesco value orgy contains..............aw fuckit you get the idea
( Dill, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)

would you like some mince sauce with that?

( thebear is thebear, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)

/starts mintser pedant
(Smudger, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)

She looks a bit sheepish.
.
(Europir8, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:47, archived)

hahaha
/say it all
( Captain Trailer Park Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 19:59, archived)

Oh
dear.
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)

waiting
for a welsh edit
('Andeh', Wed 15 Oct 2003, 20:10, archived)

HA HA HA!
No, it is still funny!
( eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 20:31, archived)