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# My cats
I have 2
Tommy and Jerry
In the summer they liked me walking around the garden with a toy mouse attached to a piece of string
One day Tommy was getting ready to pounce on the toy mouse, missed and collided head first with a large flower tub we have in the middle of the garden
He just shook his head and gave me evil looks until I gave him some tuna fish

Also...Animals that abuse themselves
My nan has a cockatiel that masturbates on his perch
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Cockatiels rule!
We inherited a cockatiel off my Great Grandad who used to whack his walking stick against the cage when it made noise. When I came to hoover one day, I plugged it in, the hoover that is, and the bird had a heart attack. We gave it artificial respiration, but sadly to no avail.
We then got love birds but they ate the covering to all the electrical wires so worried there might be a fire risk, we swopped them for a baby cockatiel, which we fondly named named stupid at it keeps flying into the window if the curtains are left open.
Also my i won an ex a goldfish, which I christened metz and poured a bottle of Metz (duh) into the tank. After 3 months it had grown huge fan like fins and lived for about 2 years!
And my first pets where Albino gerbils, which died when we left them out in the sunshine one day and their water turned green.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 21:06, archived)