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# another hamster story...
seems like a have a few. way back my friend tara had a trampoline, with which we abused ourselves.and hamsters. she had two of them, and we used to spend the afternoons plaing catch with them, using baseball gloves.then we would hit the trampoline. with the hamsters. we would place them in the center and double bounce then many feet into the air. one day i had a bright idea - i would jump off the roof, onto the trampoline, and double bounce the little dude into orbit. sounded like a good plan. too good. i jumped off the roof, and bounced the bugger about 20 feet into the air. problem was when he came down, he missed the tramp, and hurtled to the ground below. poor little guy was alive but we paralysed him. all we could do was watch him lay there like a mongoloid and force feed him. i am going to hell.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 22:02, archived)