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# Can't hope to match the level of psychosis in some of these posts but...
E for cats? My sister's given me some scented soap. Dunno what's in it but it's driven my cat mental. He steals my flannel and lies on the floor cuddling it and rubbing his cheek against it. It's sort of sweet really, he's so happy. Can't imagine they'd put catnip in soap for humans, so maybe it's valerian or civet glands or something.

Oh, and I gave my sister one of those cuddly toy rugs when my niece was born - you know those things, like tigerskin rugs made from skinned teddy bears? She had to give it away because every time her cat got at it he'd rape its head. Maniac sex beast. He used to try raping human feet under the bedclothes if he got a chance, too. Kicking him didn't put him off either, however hard you did it.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)