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# Why has everyone abused hamsters?
When I was younger, at a mates house, I was playing on his computer, when he put his pet hamster on my shoulder. Not realising what it was I instincitvely grabbed it and threw it across the room.

It hit that wall and bounced down onto his bed. Were it lay, looking sheepish (or concussed).
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# We
had a hamster that abused itself - it used to hang off the roof of its cage and swing to and fro. then it died of a heart attack.
Still reckon it was my (then 14 year old) sister's fault for feeding the bloody thing too much chocolate.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# weird greg
i had a friend called greg (he was weird) that liked to eat the hamster chocolate treats i had. he always said that hamster food was delicious. so i put hamster poo in his crisps. what? it was hamster food once!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)