dads catthis didnt actualy happen to me, but to my dad, and i was lucky enough to witness the whole thing. now you have to understand that dad's as blind as a bat. litteraly. cant see a thing. 100% blind. so one day he goes into the kitchen to make himself a sandwich, feels around in the fridge for what he needs, takes it out, closes the fridge makes his sandwich and then comes back into the livingroom to sit down and eat it. after a while we start hearing a fant mewing and couldnt figure out where it's coming from. after a while of listening and moving around and moving our heads in all sorts of comical directions we finialy found that the cat had crawled into the fridge and got shut inside. let it out about as cold as a popsicle, but she never went poking around the fridge for free scraps again
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Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:25,
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Jacking off a Russell......Used to have this mental jack russell called Squijet who went mental around anything that moved.
To calm him down we used to push his back down so his belly would be on the carpet and slide him quickly backwards and forwards. Then we would quickly run out the room and shut the sitting room door (with see-through panels) and see the dog scampering up and on his back legs trying to getting out the door....
...he would then proceed to 'spurt his yogurt' onto the clear panel...
....like I said, not proud.
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Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:34,
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To calm him down we used to push his back down so his belly would be on the carpet and slide him quickly backwards and forwards. Then we would quickly run out the room and shut the sitting room door (with see-through panels) and see the dog scampering up and on his back legs trying to getting out the door....
...he would then proceed to 'spurt his yogurt' onto the clear panel...
....like I said, not proud.