Well,I was quite a horrid animal abusing child, I think because of the power I had over it, (maybe this was because I was bullied a lot when I was younger, I dunno). Well, my friend's cat had just had some kittens, and I decided to see if they would land on their feet like their parents. So dropped one out of a 2nd storey window.
Needless to say it didn't survive.
It didn't land on it's feet either. My friend's family thought the kitten had just fallen. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Also, when I was younger I used to frequently remove our fish from the tank and watch them nearly suffocate then put them back in. My family always wondered why the fish never lasted a month.
When I was about 8, my mate nicked a roman candle from some shop, and thought it would be a good idea to strap it to a cat.
Obviously not his cat, a stray cat, and we never found out what happened to it after it ran off like the clappers into the distance, the last thing known of it was the huge bang of the firework.
This one wasn't me I'm glad to say. Someone I knew grabbed a pigeon by the wings in the middle of Slough and pulled.
There wasn't much left, except a small beating heart visible from each side of the huge tear on either side of the chest.
The people in McDonalds never saw it coming as it was thrown through the open door.
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Thu 16 Oct 2003, 16:21,
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Needless to say it didn't survive.
It didn't land on it's feet either. My friend's family thought the kitten had just fallen. Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Also, when I was younger I used to frequently remove our fish from the tank and watch them nearly suffocate then put them back in. My family always wondered why the fish never lasted a month.
When I was about 8, my mate nicked a roman candle from some shop, and thought it would be a good idea to strap it to a cat.
Obviously not his cat, a stray cat, and we never found out what happened to it after it ran off like the clappers into the distance, the last thing known of it was the huge bang of the firework.
This one wasn't me I'm glad to say. Someone I knew grabbed a pigeon by the wings in the middle of Slough and pulled.
There wasn't much left, except a small beating heart visible from each side of the huge tear on either side of the chest.
The people in McDonalds never saw it coming as it was thrown through the open door.
theres funnystories and ones that are just sick and wrong. your stories, unfortunately, fall into the latter category.
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Jobe,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 8:54,
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thats very wrongbut it reminds me of something that happened coming home form college a couple of years ago. we were at the railway station and theres all these pigeons. one of them is limping around pathetically and not flying anywhere. there were also these youngish lads who were trying to pick up the pigeons. they couldnt cath any healthy ones so they try the ill one. 1 of the lads makes a grab for the pigeon and manages to pick it up and turn it upside down. the kid and the pigeon both look confused, i dont think either of them were expecting that. kid decides to see if the pigeon really cant fly or whether its being a lazy-arse. chucks it into the air with the intention of throwing it to the other platform, cue the inevitable. a train thunders through and splatters everyone 'downwind' as it were, with mangy pigeon. yarg
manolith hooray for me,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:01,
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