When I was a wee nipperI used to pull a dining room chair over to the chest of drawers that Alice was neatly situated, dunk my hand in and grab the goldfish. Then I used to pull Alice out of the tank and drop her on the floor and count how many situps poor alice could do. Although one day, things went terribly wrong, while going through my stages of getting Alice, my mum walked into the dining room and shouted 'Adam what are you doing!!!' she gave me such a fright, I threw Alice up in the air and down the back of the chest of drawers she went. Luckily the old dear managed to move the chest of drawers and put Alice back in her tank after a good couple of minutes of fitness training. She lived untill she was 14. See i knew it would of benefited her in someway!
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