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# also reminds me of the sight
of our dog sprinting around the garden with a shit coated shred of towel(which it had previously eaten) halfway out its' arse.

some kind person had to chase after it and try and step on the end of the towel in order to end the commotion.

(the stupid dog probably ran off with the dirty towel again)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah my sisters dog did this..
The stupid bugger ate my niece's bra. No one knew about it until a poo-and-lace amalgamate arrived on the lawn.

one month later my sister catches him in the act of eating yet *another* bra. This time it got stuck in his gut and he had to go to the vets to get it removed :D

Now *my* dog is obviously more intelligent because he just loves to steal sweaty socks out of the washbasket and suck them.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)