Toadballas a young lad, i had a large aquarium full of toads. About 18 of them, i think.
My bro and I, bored after an afternoon of mandated lawn maintaining hit upon an idea for a game. This game would not only raise our spirits and enhance our baseball pitching skills, it also the prime reason why we're both likely to go to hell.
Anyway, my brother went inside to grab the Toads, and I was to start up the riding lawn mower. To score points, one has to, from a 25 foot distance, throw a toad into the fully-engaged blades, as i drove the mower back and forth in front of him.
Needless to say, we quickly decimated my poor Toad populace. As i recall, We quit around his 12th scored point, as he at once found himself covered in the sinues and entrails of one of the Toads.
I blame TV.
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My bro and I, bored after an afternoon of mandated lawn maintaining hit upon an idea for a game. This game would not only raise our spirits and enhance our baseball pitching skills, it also the prime reason why we're both likely to go to hell.
Anyway, my brother went inside to grab the Toads, and I was to start up the riding lawn mower. To score points, one has to, from a 25 foot distance, throw a toad into the fully-engaged blades, as i drove the mower back and forth in front of him.
Needless to say, we quickly decimated my poor Toad populace. As i recall, We quit around his 12th scored point, as he at once found himself covered in the sinues and entrails of one of the Toads.
I blame TV.