A couple of storiesWhen very very stoned, a good friend of mine decided to turn his bong into a water bong. He couldn't be bothered going all the way to the kitched to fill the bong with water; he was just too chilled out for that. He poured some water in from the goldfish bowl - not realising that the goldfish was taken with the bong. The fish enjoyed swimming upside down completely off its trolley for several hours, until it died, presumably of an overdose or warmed water.
Another friend of mine was cleaning out his gerbil's cage, and he usually does this by letting the gerbils run on his bed whilst he puts fresh chippings in. He placed the empty cage on the bed, cleaned it, put more chippings in - then realised - where's the gerbil? After looking around the house for it everywhere, he returned to the room and lifted up the cage - only to find the gerbils crushed, limp, rigor-mortis ridden body lying flat out underneath it. He has never kept rodents since.
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Another friend of mine was cleaning out his gerbil's cage, and he usually does this by letting the gerbils run on his bed whilst he puts fresh chippings in. He placed the empty cage on the bed, cleaned it, put more chippings in - then realised - where's the gerbil? After looking around the house for it everywhere, he returned to the room and lifted up the cage - only to find the gerbils crushed, limp, rigor-mortis ridden body lying flat out underneath it. He has never kept rodents since.
My cat was at a late night barbequeue onceAnd while it was there, I was deliberatley set on fire at least 3 times while asleep. I wwas told about this last week, but the barbequeue was over 3 months ago.
Oh, and the cat was there, and probably had a good time. So, ha.
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Oh, and the cat was there, and probably had a good time. So, ha.