3 Funny StoriesOk, this really is not funny-
Once I had a cute little tiny turtle, and I was playing with him. My mom called me down for supper or something and I was too lazy to put him back in his aquarium, so I just put him on the radiator. Unfortunately, I failed to realize my radiator was on full blast. I came back to see my turtle had melted.
Oh, and another story! I was playing with my hampster, and my mom called me down for dinner or something (sound familiar?) and I was too lazy to put it back in his cage so I just dropped him in my dresser drawer and closed it. When I came back and opened the drawer to fetch him, I saw that he was decapitated. As I opened the drawer, he had his head stuck in between the space in the back of the drawer and as I pulled it out it scraped against the top and cut his head off. Gross, huh?
OH! And that other time when I attempted to hatch chicken eggs and one came out deformed (one leg was on backwards) It lived for three years, it just had to sorta hop around.
And then the other time when my brother dropped our pet gerbil down three flights of spiral stairs. It lived, though....hardy little hampster!
Beauty
(,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 1:55,
archived)
Once I had a cute little tiny turtle, and I was playing with him. My mom called me down for supper or something and I was too lazy to put him back in his aquarium, so I just put him on the radiator. Unfortunately, I failed to realize my radiator was on full blast. I came back to see my turtle had melted.
Oh, and another story! I was playing with my hampster, and my mom called me down for dinner or something (sound familiar?) and I was too lazy to put it back in his cage so I just dropped him in my dresser drawer and closed it. When I came back and opened the drawer to fetch him, I saw that he was decapitated. As I opened the drawer, he had his head stuck in between the space in the back of the drawer and as I pulled it out it scraped against the top and cut his head off. Gross, huh?
OH! And that other time when I attempted to hatch chicken eggs and one came out deformed (one leg was on backwards) It lived for three years, it just had to sorta hop around.
And then the other time when my brother dropped our pet gerbil down three flights of spiral stairs. It lived, though....hardy little hampster!
Beauty