Hamsters and SmokeI once owned a hamster who for some reason I thought i would name Bong, one night me and some friends were giving him blowbacks, he ran around for a bit and then starting tunneling in his house, thinking nothing of it we all went to sleep only to find in the morning Bong had tunnelled out of his cage and through two inches of solid wood (The front door) and buggered off entirely, he was never seen since but wherever he is now he probably has a mean case of the munchies (or is just dead and rotting a bit)/
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
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