Cooking catsA friends parents cat used to enjoy sitting next to the hob where it was nice and warm...
until I leant back on the buttons one day when socialising in his kitchen...
and accidentally ignited it.
oops.
it took many years for him to forgive me.
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Fri 17 Oct 2003, 15:12,
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until I leant back on the buttons one day when socialising in his kitchen...
and accidentally ignited it.
oops.
it took many years for him to forgive me.
Some Friends of friends were dog sitting for other friends.The small yappy-type dog had fruit treats, and liked to eat fruit. As a treat, the dogsitters had bought in some fruit for the wee snapper. As the shopping came throught the house the dog could smell ripe fruit, and started to get excited. Soon it had identified the bag on the counter and stood beneath it whereapon the melon exited the bag and landed on the dog killing it stone dead.
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Fri 17 Oct 2003, 15:19,
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