How I killed My Granny's Cat(Was an accident by the way)
This was about 5 years ago:
We used to go to see my grandma and grandad every 2 weeks on a Sunday. She had this really old cat but he was as healthy as anything.
My dad told me that when he was younger he fed it string (covered in tuna juice)and then after a few days it came out of its ass. My young eyes lit up and I decided to try the same thing.
I did like my dad and covered a long piece of string with Tuna juice and fed it to the cat. He ate it quite quickly and that was that.
A couple of days later, we went back to my granny's, probably to drop something off or pick something up, and she told my dad she was worried about her cats health. And I tell you, he did look pretty messed-up sprawled behind a chair. She said he hadn't eaten anything since we left. Yea course I felt bad
We got a phone call the next day from my Gran saying her cat had died. Eeesh talk about guilt. So, that's it. Never feed cats string!
Even better, I've never told anyone about this part from my friends.
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This was about 5 years ago:
We used to go to see my grandma and grandad every 2 weeks on a Sunday. She had this really old cat but he was as healthy as anything.
My dad told me that when he was younger he fed it string (covered in tuna juice)and then after a few days it came out of its ass. My young eyes lit up and I decided to try the same thing.
I did like my dad and covered a long piece of string with Tuna juice and fed it to the cat. He ate it quite quickly and that was that.
A couple of days later, we went back to my granny's, probably to drop something off or pick something up, and she told my dad she was worried about her cats health. And I tell you, he did look pretty messed-up sprawled behind a chair. She said he hadn't eaten anything since we left. Yea course I felt bad
We got a phone call the next day from my Gran saying her cat had died. Eeesh talk about guilt. So, that's it. Never feed cats string!
Even better, I've never told anyone about this part from my friends.