Do you know how long I had to rack my brain for?Ok, so one day me and my dad are standing there in the hallway, and my dad swears he's been seeing a rat for the last week or so.
I tell him it's his imagination, then I start seeing the thing, so either i'm going mad or there really is a rat.
Anyway so we check out the cupboard that we think it's hiding in, and sure enough there's a three foot long grey rat, biggest fucking rat i've ever seen, and it's tail's broken.
So as it turns out, my cat has caught the rat, broken its tail and promptly forgotten about it, my mum freaks and I offer to pick it up, hell it was big but one cute rat and I wanted to keep it, my dad says kill it and my mum say's no, she thinks that's cruel, and makes a phone call to the guy from the council, safe in the knowledge that the rat will be going to a better place.
A better place is right, the council guy assures us that the rat will be fine, takes it to the back of his van and whacks it over the head with a crobar.
Cats are fucking useless.
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I tell him it's his imagination, then I start seeing the thing, so either i'm going mad or there really is a rat.
Anyway so we check out the cupboard that we think it's hiding in, and sure enough there's a three foot long grey rat, biggest fucking rat i've ever seen, and it's tail's broken.
So as it turns out, my cat has caught the rat, broken its tail and promptly forgotten about it, my mum freaks and I offer to pick it up, hell it was big but one cute rat and I wanted to keep it, my dad says kill it and my mum say's no, she thinks that's cruel, and makes a phone call to the guy from the council, safe in the knowledge that the rat will be going to a better place.
A better place is right, the council guy assures us that the rat will be fine, takes it to the back of his van and whacks it over the head with a crobar.
Cats are fucking useless.