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# How did this all start?
'I don't believe it! You've dropped four bottles of wine in the last week! And broken seventeen glasses! You're fired!'

'Hang on a minute boss....it might be to do with this brick, right....'

'Go on.'

'Well, you know that bricked up tunnel? There's this brick in the middle of the wall - I reckon it's a right bastard. Take it away from it's mates, and I reckon all the trouble will stop.'

'Good idea lad. You're rehired.'

Six Months Later.

'Shit, I dropped a glass. The boss is going to kill me.'

'Nah, he won't. I did the same thing when I started....there's this brick, see...'
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
you're probably right.

The land-lord has changed several times over the last few years. and the brick has been out ever since I can remember (I'm 26 and I heard the story first when I was a mere whippersnapper). It's just ones of those tales.

We did try putting it back a few years back to see what would happen. The usual stuff did happen. It wasn't me, honest ;)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, yeah,
Didn't we tell you? That hole's where the gravity for the pub comes in. Got to be open, y'see, otherwise it'll make an absolute cock-up of the pub's physics.
Sorry.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2003, 21:14, archived)