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# Oh god, I hated working in McDonalds. (Worked for 6 months there!)
One particularly lovely moment was when I got the compactor, stuffed it with some bags. And the compactor basically squishes down the rubbish so it's much smaller and easier to dispose of. Well, this case the guard on it broke, popped a cup of coke. Causing coke and hamburger jizz to spray all over the room. Lovely Jubbily!

Getting slagged off by customers was another favourite.

The smell made the girlfriend REALLY horny*

Oh yes, and you actually see how they cook the burgers!

Couldn't wait to get out of there. Horray studentism! And working in Tescos. Look out for Stu the Deli boy! :)

*not really
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:59, archived)