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# SLEEP SCHMEEP.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# but
sheep sleep.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# i know.
oh how i know.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# easier to approach
sheep asleep are
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# for what nefarious purposes
are you approaching slumberous sheep?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# not so much me
as my welsh collegue there
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# mr. welshman then.
i make of you the same inquiry.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# let's just.....
not....go there.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# well,
if they are awake, they run away.
the ones sleeping near the edge of a cliff are best, for if they wake up, they can not run away.
make them face the cliff edge and they push back onto you in a most pleasing manner.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# velcro gloves
are the key
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# yeh,
but so long as you are certain there are no police about.
vrey hard to get away quick otherwise.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)
# *nods in a satisfied, i-thought-as-much manner*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# i think
if i was a sheep

and was being "approached" by you from behind

i'd take my chances on the rocks below.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# yeh,
but not all the sheep know me yet.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# or, you have not yet known* all the sheep
*in the biblical sense
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# aha!
cunning ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)